Monday, August 18, 2008

have a smile, it's on me! :)

so anyway, psych essay has been passed up. 50% less stress now. just gotta obsess about my hoi essay. and you know how i love to obsess. :)

guess what my favourite line is!

"eh, i need to pee." but carmen disagrees, apparently my fav line is "i love you forever." talking about that, everyone is using it now. :( it's an epidemic! lol. i just remembered my exam last year. we had a comprehension passage on the "....epidemic of fat children." since then, i have not been able to see the word 'epidemic' without going positively nuts.

oohhhh. nuts. i love nuts. pistachios especially, which reminds me, i gotta go buy more :D

sucks ot be malaysian. china trashed the shit out of us in badminton man. omg the shame!!!!!

hehehe, this weekend has been particularly eventful. what with everyone's birthday happening. (everyone's birthdays??)
ryan, daryl and wen ting. hahah. they're not special anymore. lol. aobut wen ting right, i made her a card that she HAS to keep for her entire life and hand it down to her kids. FOREVER. quite sad actually, but whatever. oh she's positively anal about her place. it's freaking neat, and i'm the neat queen. imagine how neat it is for me to talk about how freaking neat it is. neat neat neat. i've typed that word out a gazillion times man. hehe.

i'm starving now man. seriously. omgosh. just got back from studdent committee. okay, not just. but 2 hours plus ago. but since then i've been in front of the comp doing stupid student comm things.

"....my life begins after hoi.."

well, SO TRUE! this weekeend is so gonna be a blast. yes yes i sound like a retard. but omgggg. excitedness! friday-ryan's. sat-mixer party!

talking about the mixer party. it's quite cool actually. gonna be performances and stuff, dance and singing. RIZKI! i hope i spelt his name right. i love his singing. wheeee. he's gonna perform. and the lygoners too. :D yipeeeeeeee.

oooooohhh. sarah has put me in charge of the door stamping. so excited. get to stamp people's hands. dirty them up and they can't complain. no wait, they will WANT me to do it. mauahahha. i'm omnipotent. lol. okay i'm sorry if i sound a bit overexcited. i'm hungry and i tend to get like this when it happens. and i also have gastric. which has been happening to me quite often lately. wonder whether its the stress. sigh. trinity wants to kill me.

just remembered i have drama tomorrow. which is something i wanna talk about. i used to hate drama. like absolutely DETEST it. but since last week, i love it! ehhee. this is why: we always have warm up games before the real drama class begins. i hated this ccuz its like FREAKING 9AM IN THE MORNING and i'm expected to understand the stupid complicated rules of stupid games and half way through as the teacher is explaining i sort of fly away. so obviously, when it comes to gaming time, i get a bit confused. and the teachers, danny and stephen ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS make fun of me. :(

argh, i digress. so anyway, last week, we had a mini olympic game. with like flag bearers and everything. hehe. i was the flag bearer of the RED TEAM! yay RED! sumei, bebe. emma, julius and i. hehe. stephen told us there were medals and i was pretty excited to play the game cuz the silver medal looked pretty nice. i was wearing white and black and silver that day and so the medal would have really clicked with my outfit. so i was like, i want second place. so we aimed. played 3 games. (dont ask me what i forgot). and in the end, to my dismay, we got champion! lol. but stephen got mixed up and gave the gold medal to another group. so we got the silver one! HHEEHEH. and we were supposed to return it. but, you know, i didnt. hehe. SOMEONE persuaded me not to. and yes, i was so easily swayed. so happy. it's now pinned on my wall.

and i actually went for my lit and hoi lecture last week. thanks to my low low attendance rate. fell asleep in lit. dman funny. i literally forgot where i was when i woke up. sumei was like, omg wen. you came!!

and dev, lol. he's like 'were you always in this lecture? how come i've never seen you?' lol.

OH! i need to change something. a few weeks ago, i blogged about my friend's cousin who played with shit right? instead of rubbing shit on the wall,


"he took some out of his pampers, and fed it to the dog. after that, he ate some too. den he rubbed it all over himself. and became a walking piece of shit for a week cuz the smell wouldnt go off!"


okay, my stomach is making funny noises and people in the comp lab are staring. so toodles!


:D have a great week!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

up until age 6-7 months, babies can suck swallow and breathe simultaneously!


"What lives, wants to die again. Originating in dust, it wants to be dust again. Not only the life-drive is in them, but the death-drive as well"
-Freud

i swear i hate windows. it's like so annoying to use after i've gotten used to all the wonderful features of mac. but hell. using windows allows me to connect to the world. let me rephrase that. i conform when i use windows. and omfg, seriously. mac lets me use mac and windows in just one hard drive. how fantastically cool is that. can windows do that? NO!

lol, i just discovered a seriously cool feature of my phone. i got into windows os rite and used my phone as a modem to connect to the internet. which explains my sudden and startling appearance on msn! lol. some people thought i died. but tzun tzin said i was always living in his heart. which is just plain weird. and he lives in a gym. lol. :D that idiot won't be going home this dec. stupid. going to brazil. that guy sucks. but i wanna go to brazil too. and eat brazillian nuts and coffee beans. not eat coffee beans. u know, play or blend or whatever they do with it.
me hungry. think i sense a gastric episode coming up. sigh.

oh oh oh had student committee meeting today at three wise muffins. lol. that place has super yummy muffins. but i didnt get any cuz i wanted to eat my tuna sandwich. :) oh, i tried doing the whole tuna croissant thing. and god did it taste good. yummmyyyy. oh something super ironic. im doing my psych essay on caffeine intoxication and its all about the dangers of caffeine right? so obviously you would expect me, to cut back? but instead, i've realized that i seem to be drinking coffee non stop. vanilla cappuccino is the way to go! seriously, people. TRY IT! maybe i should switch to decaf.

which reminds me, now that my wonderful friends bought me a coffee maker, it's time that i bought a thermos so that i can put my homebrewed coffee in. save money and save trees! (disposable cups)

oh, talking about cups. was at the Aa tree today during lunch (student comm meeting), and this girl(lady?) approached us to sign a cup for the breast cancer victims. get the analogy behind it? cup, breast, bra cup? lol. guess wat i wrote!

"you dont need boobs to be pretty!" okay. pei qi and carmen DO NOT say that i sound like an airhead. i mean, you really dont rite? and if a guy is attracted to you cuz of ur boobs, it's not exactly a guy you want to hang on to rite? i mean, boobs sag. imagine he just runs away after that happens. i'll burn his brains man.

okay i'm hungry and smelly. so i shall get my ass moving and go bathe and eat. or eat and bathe? hhmmm.. i distinctly rmbr someone telling me that bathing after eating is fattening? but hell. i' going to gym tomoorrorrwww morning. at 8! omg. enthusiastic rite. muahah. with carmen and shen. or yunn shenn... so used to calling her yunnnnshennnnn.

okay okay. will stop rambling. now.




just kidddinggg...
:D

did you guys know that porcupines grow their spikes (i think theres a better word for that) within 24 hours of birth?

oh and!!! giving someone black coffee to sober up does not work. its a proven fact.



i shall go now. :D

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

hoi essay not started.

yes, totally late. but in my defense, i am simply drowning in work. D-R-O-W-N-I-N-G. sigh. it's already week 5 of the new sem. and i've bags the size of a birkin bag. goddamnit. i can't even sleep well anymore. what with the constant worrying. 

and omfgihatefacebook. okay i dont actually hate it. i just don't seem to be able to spend hours on it. shit wei. i've time poor. which is apparently a growing phenomenon in the 21st century.

frick. i promise to update soon. after the 22nd probably.

and pm and shark, if you're reading this. ur reply will be soon. promise.


Sunday, August 3, 2008

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

this week was so hectic. had tons of stuff to do with cousin. hence the lack of blogging and the postponing of assignments which is very very very bad.

that has given me many sleepless nights. the whole imminent deadline and the lack of ANY preparation. but hell. gotta learn to live on the edge. lol.

so yes, pei qi reminded me. well. omg. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE TWO WONDERFUL PEOPLE IN MY EAP CLASS?! omgosh. you should so totally want to meet them. they're carmen and *duh!* pei qi. they are so amazing. a day without them would be a day wasted. (lol, i just realized that i come off super sarcastic. which is the point). here comes the sincere part.. (aw.)

pei qi is in the same class as i am in eap and hoi and drama. we share the same hatred for drama. but i like hoi and she doesn't. she gets super impatient with the teacher. lol. eap, lol. we both hate the same person. and on fridays (on the way to class) we usually bitch about the person. (which shall NOT be mentioned here. ever) i'm trying to stop though. lol. kicking that addiction. on mondays we go to chill out for my daily dose of caffeine. hey, that makes me sound like a caffeine addict. *denial* she giggles very funnily though. lol.OH she's from raffles. kiasu chicken. okay no la. she's just super smart. hahaha. i just thought of the melb uni gym. REMEMBER YOUR GREAT IDEA PEI QI! i think i'll remember it forever.

carmen. hahahahahaha. "think happy thoughts. bunny bunny bunny" (okay maybe not the exact words but something along those lines). she made me a card for my birthday. and it's so pretty. hehe. i made her one back that looked like 10 kinds of shit. and i realized that she's one year younger on her birthday too. which is weird cuz i always thought she was the same age as me. OH! i went shopping with her in chadstone. we had funnnnN! muahaha. she shops a lot too! usually carmen pei qi and i gang up against ryan and insult him till he crosses the road to get rid of us. which makes us laugh more. cuz he carmen and i stay in the same place. lol. she's in student committee with me. and omgosh i just remembered when i went grocery shopping with her and bought flowers she went on to say that i'm so sad that flowers are my only friends. omgosh. then she told me (a few weeks later), she bought flowers too. HAHAHAHA!

okay, i know this gives the impression that i have only 2 friends in eap but those are the two people i sit next to the oftenest. but there's ryan (as mentioned in the above paragraph!) which reminds me. he's so very paranoid. he has a gazillion highlighters. of the same colour-orange. and a gazillion pens. okay, basically a gazillion of everything:pens, pencils, RULERS, erasers.. WATER BOTTLES. like the nike kind. omg hes so weird. teehee. oh and a total gym freak and he always scolds me about how i dont like exerise. freakshow. and he HATES HATES HATES eap. i think to him, it's torture. but he's a sweet guy. loves his girlfriend like she's his left arm. or right (depends whether he's right or left handed.lmao)

haiyo. lazy to continue.

oh oh oh. about food. i went to florentino's with my uncle. F***ing nice food! reminded me of what's good in the world. meat! rabbit. and beef. yin please dont scold me. wagyu beef is so frekaing yummy it melts in your mouth. *slurp slurp* and the desserrt! OMG!. i want my uncle back. cuz otherwise, don't get to eat food like this. :( stupid uni life.

also went to ezards in aldelphi hotel. the bitter sweet dark chocolate torte was heaven. with mandarin sorbet. yummy!

did you know thatt..!?!? 

  1. sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h. got sick of telling people not to keep their sneezes in and then saying that the sneeze travels damn fast. now i know it travels at 100mph!
  2. Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie.that freaking sucks! all the letters i've sent. haha.
  3. Singapore has only one train station.HAHAHHAHAA. TAKE THAT PEI QI! HAHAHAHAAHAH. omgod. greatest 'did you know' fact EVER.ever!
  4. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. haha.

i think this entry is sufficiently long for me to say goodbye! :D till next time. oh oh oh. i miss home so much that ive started making lists of the food to eat, and things to do in msia. whee. :D